We have been laying low whilst spending hundreds of thousands of dollars developing an app called ” Hair Identity meter “. It’s so easy to use and takes no extra storage on your smart or dumb phone.
Open the app send a photo of your hair or head and working on 3,263 key points the app will then call it as it sees it in a reply or a suitable time to get your shit sorted! With 1,231inr investment money and loaded with a coffee the app was born.
Find out what your friends color color is
If you think your partners hair looks like a dogs breakfast, shoot us a photo and we will let you know if your right. ( usually where there is smoke there is fire 🔥 )
Does your current look suit you?
We are super excited about how we can deliver the truth in less than a one line reply, sure it puts us under pressure to be brutal says “Rod Anker” developer and mastermind behind the idea.
We decided that since everyone doesn’t like being told by there friends, family or professionals then we needed to involve a third party to pass on the news to hundreds of thousands of people. Too often people just shop on price for there hair and to be honest the epidemic is becoming an issue right across the country. It used to be confined to small rural areas but now you see people paying a lot of money to look like villagers and we as a group needed to do something.
Currently the App just launched and we have had 5,65,87,893 downloads which has Brocken every record and is tipped to be the most widely used app 2017-18. With a 48% rise on app downloads and this being the only app that does not take any space on your phone we are set to explode!
Such exciting times and we have never felt more excited to be telling people there hair looks like shit says ” Mr Goldy Balls”