Yes in Chinese Years 2017 is the year of the Rooster and we thought it best to fluff our feathers in case your want to get your cockfighting game on fleek for 2017 here is some bird inspo for you

When you conditioner has run out

When you think your a mermaid but you are ugly AF

You got rebonding because, well because you got it cheap lol

Because you know hair is Art

No it’s not a wig, it’s natural 

Your stylist fell asleep learning Ombré oops

Well it’s cold 

Marylyn Monroe can do it so why not you!

I play bass in a band

Look at me I’m a Mermaid Cock

Selfie Cock 

You said I needed rebonding and color on the same day and you were giving me 20% off. FML you fried my hair Cock

Color game on fleek! 

I don’t have a regular stylist Cock 

So no matter what Cock you are channeling get yourself into see us soon and Happy Chinese New Year!