Typically hairdressers talk a fair bit, ok they talk a LOT! There are some that take life too seriously so we thought to give you a few “one liners” to keep things real and if it doesn’t put a smile on their face at least you will have a laugh!

You want it teased or blown?
It’s fairly wet isn’t it?
Make it a bit wet and try
Let me blow it
Can you make it hard?
It’s too wet
I’m not feeling it, I do like it on the side though
Put more in but shake it first
Grab it and pull it tight
Is it tight enough?
Let me flip you upside and blow it
Cash or Card
You like it on your eyebrows or below?
Sorry I got some on your face
Oops i got some in your ear
Let me put another towel down it’s dripping all over you
In or out or just straight?
Put more in I want it to hold hard
Rub it in just on the end
Can I do this myself if your busy?
How long is this going to take, I’m on my lunch break
Next time I’m bringing my friend, she really wants to try you out
Sorry I came early
Sorry I’m late I will wait my turn, finish then you can do me
I want to come again just before Christmas
Same time next week?
Sorry your card is declined
It’s so white
Just a few drops before will help it move the way we want
Put in in your palms and just rub it gently
Take it all off
Omg I love how it feels I’m telling everyone to come to you