Yes in Chinese Years 2017 is the year of the Rooster and we thought it best to fluff our feathers in case your want to get your cockfighting game on fleek for 2017 here is some bird inspo for you
When you think your a mermaid but you are ugly AF
You got rebonding because, well because you got it cheap lol
Because you know hair is Art
No it’s not a wig, it’s natural
Your stylist fell asleep learning Ombré oops
Well it’s cold
Marylyn Monroe can do it so why not you!
I play bass in a band
Look at me I’m a Mermaid Cock
You said I needed rebonding and color on the same day and you were giving me 20% off. FML you fried my hair Cock
Color game on fleek!
I don’t have a regular stylist Cock
So no matter what Cock you are channeling get yourself into see us soon and Happy Chinese New Year!