Who wants a free iPhoneX? All you need to do is 

Since the majority of the time you have your head down looking at your phone there are several things to remember before buying an new IPhoneX. 

  • Save time blow drying, just do the top as no one will see the rest.  
  • If you have color regrowth is visible after 4-8 instagram posts depending on your level of self obsession. 
  • Your hair needs washing every second Facebook check in.  
  • Recharge your phone, check your hair, unless your the one with the charger strapped on 24/7 then every now and then open the camera and check it that way you dont have to look at anyone in the eye or interact in the real world. 

Every now and then look up, the world you think you want, the one you tag others in, those moments you don’t even see are 4 feet away from you!

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