What you can say during sex but also to your hairdresser

Typically hairdressers talk a fair bit, ok they talk a LOT! There are some that take life too seriously so we thought to give you a few “one liners” to keep things real and if it doesn’t put a smile on their face at least you will have a laugh!

You want it teased or blown?

It’s fairly wet isn’t it?

Make it a bit wet and try

Let me blow it

Can you make it hard?

It’s too wet

I’m not feeling it, I do like it on the side though

Put more in but shake it first

Grab it and pull it tight

Is it tight enough?

Let me flip you upside and blow it

Cash or Card

You like it on your eyebrows or below?

Sorry I got some on your face

Oops i got some in your ear

Let me put another towel down it’s dripping all over you

In or out or just straight?

Put more in I want it to hold hard

Rub it in just on the end

Can I do this myself if your busy?

How long is this going to take, I’m on my lunch break

Next time I’m bringing my friend, she really wants to try you out

Sorry I came early

Sorry I’m late I will wait my turn, finish then you can do me

I want to come again just before Christmas

Same time next week?

Sorry your card is declined

It’s so white

Just a few drops before will help it move the way we want

Put in in your palms and just rub it gently

Take it all off

Omg I love how it feels I’m telling everyone to come to you

Why we will talk before we do it!

There are several situations that require the need to have clear communication before you start. One is obviously the subtle use of the image below the other is getting your hair done.

Now for a lot of people you know what you want, in fact you may even have 200-300 reference images already saved or it may be it’s in your head and it needs digging out. Well that’s why we believe in having a talk one on one before we do anything.

A good opportunity to find out any problems, dreams, wish list, things you don’t like, Maintainence level your comfortable with and a lot more. It’s more than rubbing your head and asking if you want a trim.

So if you haven’t experienced a professional salon that you get asked more question than Donald Trump will get when everyone finally boots him out of office! Then it’s about time you called us!

Phone 01141010011