Honestly if seeing this face doesn’t make you feel ill, then you should check yourself into an institution but leave that aside!
If you didn’t hear, Apparently there is no such thing as Climate change, which even a 4 year old child 👶🏻 knows it’s a real issue that is not going away, something we all need to not only worry about but fight to find a solution for.
Make a small change, we all do it and we are on the way!
Lots of rumours around this head of hair, apparently it’s not real and in fact made from cut hair from barbie dolls ( made in China ) to the fact that there is a consistent regrowth that is the same in every photo. Could this be true?
Is the leader of the free world’s hair actually be as fake as his tan that obviously out of a can?
We spoke to NASA engineers and they confirmed the indastructable style can withstand wind, rain, hail, scorching heat and countless meme’s. They have confirmed they are collaborating with him on a new shuttle shield based on his 1hour daily routine of styling.
Obviously this guy has no idea how to run a country but we are thinking he should be doing some styling sessions at the local retirement home helping old men look like they have hats on.
At the end of the day, no one cares about the hair, it’s only the content that comes out of your mouth, in his case it’s verbal sewerage.
Can someone who spends this long on there hair be trusted? We say no!