Looking for head in all the wrong places

If you have been one of those people that think that getting your contouring game to level 10 whilst still ignoring your circa 2000 hair that has a bigger regrowth that the Manhattan bridge span, time to keep reading!


So much attention is put on getting that new shade of red lip gloss, the one that is slightly different from last season, this one is like a tiny more purple red, not too much but so slightly and will change your life! Omg order it now! If you buy that one you so need the three which are all almost exactly the same, but it’s cheaper to buy them all in one purchase so you have to right?

I guess it will make your look complete because all those youtubers tell you almost every post it will do I should. 

Meanwhile the last time your hair was giving this level of attention was when you were 6 months old and your mum used to brush it after a bath.

Wake up! 

Ditch the new makeup purchase and get your hair sorted out! It has a bigger surface area than your lips! Hair first lips second